foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

jukadiie:

supreemo:

im gonna reblog this shit everytime i see it because this bitch has been 17 since i was six years old and she’s still 17 and i’m 24 and it isn’t fair .

LOL!

She sacrificing virgins to the same gods as Pharrell 

brainflavoredzombiesnacks:

jukadiie:

supreemo:

im gonna reblog this shit everytime i see it because this bitch has been 17 since i was six years old and she’s still 17 and i’m 24 and it isn’t fair .

LOL!

She sacrificing virgins to the same gods as Pharrell 


cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.


floptina:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears speaks out about Lady Gaga’s career.

When Gaga didnt get the torch passed to her

floptina:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears speaks out about Lady Gaga’s career.

When Gaga didnt get the torch passed to her


"you should act more your age"

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surprisebitch:

damn that was cut throat


dethstroke:

Started from the bottom, now we’re here

dethstroke:

Started from the bottom, now we’re here



candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD